Saturday, 5 March 2011

buy a dog

I'm having a clear out on my computer.
This was sent to me in an email.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mothers,

......then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want,

......then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies,

......then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet,
who you can push off if he snores,

......then buy a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, loves you unconditionally and perpetually,

......then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand . . .
If you want someone who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
......then buy a cat!

Yeah, you thought it was gonna say get a man didn't you....


  1. Hilarious!! I'm loving your posts!! I love the pic of the Weiner Dog, reminds me of my mini :)

  2. I'm glad you like it - I have three cats, which is why this made me laugh. One of mine has just come back having been AWOL for two days.

  3. Somehow I managed to balance it off.
    I have a chocolate Labrador who thinks very highly of me.
    And I have a Persian Kitty who thinks my Labrador is a moron!
    I have the Yin and the Yang.

  4. i miss having a dog. cats are way too uptight.

  5. ddddaaaawww.

    Everyone says my cat acts like a dog, so I guess I have the best of both.


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