If someone cheats on you would you stay just so you could make them suffer, or is it suffering enough to leave and make them live in purgatory without you.
I suppose it depends on the size of your evil mean streak.
My favourite story of revenge is not mine.
But the sheer brilliance and cold calculation of this is just genius really. Evil genius.
If you’re a bit squeamish then you should probably skip the next paragraph.
But fair play all the same.
And me ? I’ve had my moments of inspiration too.
The first time I ever lived with a guy, which if I’m honest wasn’t because I loved him - more he had his own flat and I needed somewhere to live, was when I was about 19. We both worked full time, although I got home an hour before him. At first I was cooking every day when I got in, the kitchen in the shared house I was in before was always a mess so I enjoyed having a clean and tidy place to cook in.
But after a couple of weeks the novelty wore off.
|mmmmm . . . .meaty chunks|
And the filling ? Dog food.
Ten disappointing minutes later he tells me he needs a drink, so I told him where to find the juice in the kitchen. His underwear came off with his jeans so I didn’t see it at the time but when he put them on to go get the drink . . . .Oh My God . . . . Horrible old fashioned nylon Y-fronts.
|Pulling pants ? Only if you're blind.|
And very fucking rude.
I had a second profile on this dating site.