The sun has been shining here this week and the other day as I was waiting for my train there was a young girl on the platform wearing a pair of shorts and a small crop top.
Neither of them were exactly slim or attractive.
That’s not me being bitchy - if I was going to do that then they were probably what I’d call moosey and fat.
Well actually that’s me being honest.
But clearly the comments towards the blonde girl were the result of jealousy because if either of them were to wear what she had they would most likely be laughed at.
Of course what the two behind me were saying and what they were thinking were two completely different things,
- “oh my god what is she wearing” = “I wish I wasn’t an overweight pig”
- “she must be a right slut” = “no-one wants to have sex with me”
- “how the fuck can she walk around like that” = “ I wish I could walk more then 10 yards without wheezing”
But as I was walking up the steps on the platform behind the other two and seeing the size of their arses so did I.