Wednesday, 27 April 2011

what fucking wedding ?

Apparently on Friday there’s a wedding.

Like I give a fuck - don’t get me started on my opinions of the royal family.
I’ll keep it brief. Stuck up bunch of idiots who drain the countries resources and serve no useful purpose.

So anyway.
As I said in a previous post in my world Friday is the day Son leaves home.

Yeah don’t expect me to care about a fucking posh twat tying the proverbial knot - the one good thing about this is they made it a national holiday so I didn’t need to book a day off work in order to wave goodbye to my baby.

But my impending empty nest is the ONLY thing I’m thinking about.

Last night I had a conversation with a friend :

“Have you got any plans for Friday Cowgirl”
“Oh, you know, most likely I’ll just sit in my house and cry”
“Really ? It affects you that much”
“Well of course, I’m putting on a brave face but I’m only human so it’s gonna be emotional”
“I suppose, happy things affect me too but I don’t think I’ll be actually crying”
“Happy ? Yeah for him of course it is, but I will be upset”
“Why is the royal wedding gonna make you sad ?”

LOL.
Done that a few times, had conversations where me and the other person were talking about different things, but it did cheer me up.
For five minutes.
48 hours and he’ll be on the plane.

And Willy and Kate…..can go fuck themselves, the bridesmaids and the best man for all I care.
Fucking stuck up cunts - stealing my emotional thunder.




11 comments:

  1. HA! That conversation is hilarious. I have to write about the royal wedding for my column this week. Needless to say, I'll have a lot of fun with it. Did I miss the previous post about your son? Is he going to college? Sorry to hear he'll be leaving.

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  2. if it helps, i thought about you and how it must be awful living around the insanity there.

    i could care less about the wedding over here in canada ... i care much more about how you feel and your son leaving ...

    so i'll be here for you friday when the crazies are all watching someone get married xo

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  3. @cait - I'd love to read it ? I gather you read the other post now - he is going to work abroad.

    @andrea - thanks, I'll get upset I'm sure but I'll be ok, have been planning my weekends away to see him already - luckily I'm far enough away from london that it hasn't affected life here, and I turn the TV over anytime anything about it comes on.

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  4. The attention surrounding the Royal Wedding reinforces the age old notion that certain people have the divine right over others simply because of their lineage. The Royal Family can go suck a fat one.

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  5. Get a bottle of Jack in my dear, You'll be fine.
    If you're not, I actually know of a village street party we could visit and take the piss out of the inbreds attending.

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  6. @Iron - Indeed !
    @Bizz - Mr Daniel's a friend of mine, but Mr Cuevo makes me hectic, make it him instead and you're on !

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  7. Why do Willy and Kate get to have their Wedding shoved down everyone's throats all around the fucking world for months on end, when I didn't even get to shove MY wedding up the ex boyfriends ass, over the radio, for 1 second?? Fuck the Royals!!

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  8. If it's not going to be so freaking expensive, I would love to ship a bottle of Patron to keep you company.
    Let's put it this way, it's a plane ticket away and it boasts of potential hotties.
    Perhaps it is something to look forward to for the holidays!
    You both will rock this. Your son's got good genes in him.

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  9. Seinfeld called the royal wedding a circus... I think he might be on to something because I'm pretty sure a lot of clowns will be there...

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  10. LOL, that damn wedding is all over our news as well... hello... I just don't care! My husband said to me this morning, "What the heck is this?" I'm like, "The ROYALS are having a WEDDING! It will be on all the channels...." Sure he enough he attempted to scroll to several more and finally got disgusted and turned off the TV! You are fantastic!!! Now, buck up and remember we thankfully have phones, the internet and video chat so you can see your baby as often as you want!! (I'm going to tell myself that when my time comes!) xx

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  11. my whole life is a conversation like yours. me loves it.

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