Good grief they sell some shit on the late night shopping channels.
It's nearly as bad as Kleenezee.
Don't be thinking I make a habit of watching this crap.
I can't sleep, so I'm sat on the sofa with my laptop and Son has been
Normally he waits until I've gone to bed, but tonight I made the hilarious discovery that he has taken to sitting on my gym ball when he does this.
He buggered off to bed half an hour ago and the TV was just on in the background. I wasn't taking any notice of it until I heard someone mention something called the Ahh Bra.
Apparently I should throw away my 'uncomfortable' underwired contraptions as the way they push the jamoonas together does not look good, and spend SIXTY POUNDS on one of these.
So what do you think ?
Do boobs look better in this . . .
Or this . . .
Should women go for comfort ?
Or grin and bear the 'pain and discomfort' to look like this . . .
They cater for every occasion, according to the advert this is the 'sexy black version' . . .
If that's their idea of sexy I sure as hell wouldn't want to see the unsexy ones.
Bet they don't look like this.
I know which one I prefer.
They claim to have sold 500 million of these worldwide.
That'll be a lot of men suddenly wishing their ladies would keep their tops ON then. Although they reckon a great selling point is that these delightful undergarments are sized like clothes - no cup sizes - so if you know someone's top size "men can buy them for their girlfriends".
Don't all rush to the shops now guys.
If a fella bought me one of them I'd be asking him if he thought I was his granny.
And even when nobody is likely to see it I still want to be wearing a bra that makes the most of my top bollocks. Just for me, it makes me feel good if I think I look good.
Gotta go, Jerry Springers just about to start . . .
Oh the excitement. I might just have to stay up all night more often.
Which is more then my tits would be doing in an ahh bra. I think I'll stick with LaSenza.
And no, none of those pictures are me.