I am knackered.
This week I have been mostly hanging doors, painting walls, drilling holes (no, proper holes in walls), fixing skirting boards and generally
Give me a drill and I turn into Clint Eastwood. . . go on wood make my day.
I'm kinda working on three posts, but
Go look at them, there is nothing entertaining here today.
Actually I think I might make that another 'regular feature'. . . it'll make a change from the fuckwits I found on facebook which seems to be a recurring topic lately.
Not found any of them this week either, everyone's far too busy moaning about some new layout or something, although I did find this . . .
Just not very well. . . meet my new holiday destination.
And this . . .
Obviously you don't need to go in order to get a job doing this. But if you were a parent deciding which one to send your kid too you wouldn't think this was a good sign would you.
I have also been having a clear up of all the
I'm not sure what I find more amusing - the car on the face or
the fact that the cow's name is Bruce.
The new spokesman for student unions everywhere. . .
meet my Grandad.
A long time ago I wrote a post about Prince Philip (oops here I go whoring it again). . . the racist twat who is married to Queen Liz. I have just seen a clip of him and Liz chatting to Obama.
OB "I had meetings with the Chinese, the Russians and David Cameron and I'm proud to say I did not nod off in any of them"
PP "Can you tell the difference between them"
The man talks out of his arse. . .
Someone needs to tell the royal famly, them fuckers keep on breeding and keep on sponging off the country. Apparently we are in an economic crisis (whatever that means, as long as I can afford fags and chocolate I'm ok) and everything is being cut back. But I've not heard mention of the fucking civil list.
And talking of cut backs. . . this cats diet. What the fuck ? Surely that is animal cruelty. . .I bet it can't even lick it's own genitals and we all know how much cats love to do that.
Be honest now, if you could lick yours would you ?
Yeah, I would. It's got to be better then turning into one of these . . .
I'm off to get some sleep.
Let me leave you with this thought.
Not everything on the internet is what it appears to be.