about me quiz

I have seen this quiz on a few fellow bloggers pages.
Regular readers probably already know some of this, and some of it is in my about me page but I quite like repeating myself anyway.
If you have time copy and paste and do it too. . . .  :)

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yup, a wartime comic strip character, apparently she was rather risque for the time as she ususally ended up in her underwear. Thanks Dad. You set me up.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
The day after my son left to work abroad. I was making dinner and realised I had made enough for him too, from now on shepherds pie is known as emotional pie in my house.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah, it's quite loopy - just like me.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Urghhh - just makes me think of spam. I'd rather have a mature cheddar cheese.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Yup. One grown up son. He'll be 25 on Thursday.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no ! I know what a bitch I am. Unless I was a fit fella, then I'd fuck me.

7. DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS?
One sister - four years younger.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yeah, as a kid I was always getting tonsilitis and I was supposed to have them removed, but some horrible kid who lived on our street told me a horror story about getting his removed so I refused to get it done.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
NO !! Don't like heights, but I've skydived from 14000 feet.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Never eat them, they're all disgusting.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Depends what shoes - trainers yeah, but I rarely wear them. Most days I'm in flip flops or Uggs.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Yeah, mentally very - physically, kind of.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I don't really eat it, but I like it on hot deserts and then I have really plain vanilla.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Varies - if they have some kind of affliction, like being boss eyed or a big spot then that, or equally if there is something really outstanding like beautiful eyes. But there isn't any one thing really, although if it's a fit fella I look at their hands (it's an indication . . . ) and their arse.
I take people as they come - I don't make judgements based upon appearance. . . . well not much. But I do pay a lot of attention to body language.

15. RED OR PINK?
Purple.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Nothing - I'm fucking perfect.
People who know me though would probably say I'm too loud.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My son. But he's back for a week on Weds - gimme two days and I'll be moaning about the mess and xbox games all over the floor.

18. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Capricorn.

19. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
No, I could never choose. That's like asking me to pick a favourite family member.

20. FAVORITE MEAL?
Indian. And hot.

21. FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC?
Techno.
If I really have to choose one, but I like most kinds of music.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Why would I be a crayon ? I'd rather be the marker pen used to graff up the walls.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Gucci perfume (original brown) and new leather. Preferably when I'm wearing them.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My son.

25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?
Beach House.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Boxing. It's the only sport I watch.

27. HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown. Currently with a few aubergine streaks.

28. EYE COLOR?
Grey.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No, I cant even put mascara on without stabbing myself in the eye. I'd blind myself if I tried to use them.

30. FAVORITE HEIRLOOM?
My Nans engagement ring and my Mums eternity ring. I wear them together and never take them off.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies. The sicker the better.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
A Serbian Movie. Yup - very sick indeed.

33. FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Uggs. And corsets. Though not together. Unless you ask nicely.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
I prefer a shag.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Anything citrus.

37. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO?
??

38. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION?
Computer.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Room Full of Mirrors - Jimi Hendrix biography.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My finger - I use a laptop.

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Silence.
Failing that the sound of the sea.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Stones. Wild Horses is one of my favorite songs.

44. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR ?
BMW 630i Convertable.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Ahem ! Not telling you lot about that.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Portsmouth, England.

47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
Same as. Left when I was younger but came back when my boy was little.

48. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
Heights.

49. WHAT BRINGS YOU THE MOST JOY?
Winning the lottery would I'm sure. Just not done that yet.
So for now I'll make do with my family and friends. Plan to fuck em off when I'm a milllionaire though.
Just don't tell them I said that in case one of them wins first.

50. WHAT PIECE OF ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOUR YOUNG SELF?
Go to school !! Bunking off and going to the beach is all well and good but later on you're gonna want to go to college and they wont let you in because of your abysmal exam results.
Also - when you are 14 you will meet a lad called Steve - DON'T DO IT.

Update : gotta share THIS, and not because it mentions me but because of all the copies of this questionaire I've seen it is by far the funniest.

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