I've seen a couple of other bloggers post this question recently, or run it as a post tag game.
Which gave me the brilliantly original idea to set up this page.
So you can ask me anything you like in the comments - and I do mean ANYTHING, and every once in a while I will answer the questions in a post. It will give me something to say the next time my mojo decides to desert me. With any luck someone will
And as we all know, I am always right.
So go ahead, make my day. . . .
Please remember I'm not the fucking fairy godmother so don't ask me to buy you a porsche or lend you some money as a punch in the face often offends. I'm skint anyway.